Everything you can do I can do better!

For you iPhone PRO'S out there please help me with this list!!  I really want this to be a neutral resource for anybody that is on the fence about what kind of phone to get!


Things my iPhone can do better than any android.
   -Animations!
   -Screen resolution!
   -screen brightness!
    -Game apps! but not game emulators
    -standby battery life (not necessarily when in use)
     -Video Chat with other apple users
    -3rd party app stability (bugs) * More on this later!
    - All apps available for all phones *more on this later!


An updated list of things my iPhone can't do that my Android can


  - make phone calls *More on this later! (I've had horrible luck with service, and have heard numerous stories from other iPhone users)
  -automatically silence the phone at night, and turn back on in the morning
   -FLASH!!! There is no logical reason for this!!  It is absolutely a joke -in-app voice to text transcription
  -Allow me to silence my emails/SMS but not the phone (this is useful at night)  I've always left my phone volume on, only allow calls from family/friends in case of emergencies.
   - ALLOW ME TO CHANGE THE EMAIL OR CALENDAR NOTIFICATION!!!! I have the same notification as 110 million other iPhone.  Imagine working in an office where everybodies notifications are the same.
   - Allow me to set custom ringtone or SMS notifications.   There are only 17 SMS notifications to choose from, so if you are around 18 iPhones, two will have the same tone... but then again, apple never really is about choice...
   - Have a whitelist, that only allow calls from family members (usefull at night)
    - Have a blacklist, that automatically rejects calls from people I dont want to talk to
  -Upload a picture to facebook from the "pictures" app
  -Allow any app to use any other app.  For example:
         - a link in facebook opening in the browser
         -a youtube video in facebook opening in the youtube app
         -An app to turn bluetooth off, instead of going through system settings
         -NES/SNES emulation
- Free navigation *more this later!
-allow a custom phone app.  Android users get to choose!
-allow a custom email app.  Android users get to choose!
-Custom contacts apps
-allow custom browser app / tabbed browsing
-HD youtube video's
-Mass storage mode (use phone as a thumb drive)
-Download any MP3 or video file from the internet
-download any file from the internet
-Perform data over bluetooth transfers (https://market.android.com/details?id=org.prowl.torque&hl=en)  
-Widgets/ home-screens *More on this later!
-live wallpapers
-Custom keyboards / Swype (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmH0vwLu51c) * More on this later
-"4g" speeds whether it be HSPA+ or LTE
-MUCH MUCH MORE!